boygrimlark:

scout-ebubbles:

docot:

freddybenson:

leovaldezstyle:

freddybenson:

A

B

C

the brazilian wandering spider’s venom can give you an erection lasting for hours

D

E

vocodex:

my mom once told me that writing your feelings down or drawing them out is very therapeutic and relaxing 

(Source: dog360)

jadeb0t:

people wanted it rebloggable 

I’m glad that at least I can make myself laugh

h-ella:

i-said-kneel-before-me:

cyber-end-dragon:

krill-ex:

spicypeppers:

disturbingsteve:

The floor of a video game store, it is entirely flat

this would fuck me up

im not ok

#I’D BE WALKING AROUND THE STORE JUST HOLDING ONTO THINGS #PEOPLE LOOKING AT ME FUNNY AND I’M SCREAMING ‘WE’RE GOING DOWN’

Imagine a drunk person walking in there

AD

babyferaligator:

urinatings:

FACT: ocean

this is not a fact i asked my mom

youbeautifulfuckingcreature:

duhrren:

I’m as happy as Sam’s hair right now

the puff levels are strong with this one

hiddlestalker:

swanepeols:

coldcoffeh:

when you’re so pale that your bare legs reflect sunlight and shine bright like diamonds

shine bright like a white kid

yourvoiceinnovember:

Every class has that one student where every time they talk or raise their hand the teacher is just like

nonymoose:

assbutt-sherlocked-in-the-tardis:

OMG I’M LAUGHING SO HARD MY SISTER WAS WATCHING CHEAPER  BY THE DOZEN AND FUCKING JARED PADALECKI  WAS ON IT AND IN BETWEEN MY TEARS I SAW HIM MAKE THIS FACE

AND I LAUGHED EVEN HARDER BECAUSE I REALIZED HE’S MAKING THE SAME FACE AND GESTURES AS NINE

HANG ON I FIXED IT